The DKMders mission - episode 8

The mission of “die Doomkrusmannders Mädchen” – episode VIII:
Schneider ist sauer!

~Schneider keeps some distances from the group~
RICH: What’s wrong?
SCHNEI: No-sing!
TILL: C’mon!
SCHNEI: I said no-sing is wrong! Don’t annoy me!
~Paul, who has just finished telling his joke to the girls, turns around to face Schneider~
PAUL: You’re jealous!
SCHNEI : I’m not jealous !
THE R+ GUYS: Pffff!
SCHNEI: Okay! If you all take it like zat, I prefer being on my own!
~Schnei stands up and is ready to go~
MIHAEL: o_O??
TINE: What’s wrong with him?
JACKIE: No, don’t go!!
SASHA: I know what you need!
~The girls look at Sasha, as if she were their saviour; Sasha disappears into the bathroom to pick up something; when she comes back, she’s got a… huge chocolate cake with tiny pyro candles in the shape of wind mills. When she lights on the candles, the pyro sets sparkles all around, spinning around~
TILL: WOW!!
RICHARD: Oh so sweet!
PAUL: Now I’m jealous.
THE GIRLS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU…
~Schneider can’t believe his eyes~
THE GIRLS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU SCHNEIDER… HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!
RICHARD: o_O?
~Schneider doesn’t know what to say, he just smiles broadly~
TILL: Beautiful pyros!
SASHA: Thanks! It was MY secret idea!
RICH: But…
~Everybody turns towards him~
RICHARD: But…it’s not for me??
MIHAEL: Do you see strawberries on the cake?
RICHARD: Er…nope!
MIHAEL: So it’s not for you!
PAUL: Hee-hee-hee!
SCHNEI: Oh sank you! I sought you had forgotten it…
SASHA: Never!! I can’t forget such an important day!!!
SCHNEI: Sank you so much!
~Schnei stands up, takes Sasha into his arms, then holds her like in Hollywood movies and gives her the most passionate kiss that the girls have ever seen in their whole life~
TILL: Is zis a French kiss?
MIHAEL: Hey, I am the expert in French kissing!
TILL ~suddenly interested~: Oh, really?
~Till gives a naughty smile – Mihael just giggles~
PAUL: Will zey stop?
~Schnei and Sasha are still kissing each other, as if they were breathing each other’s soul through the most exquisite union of lips that any human being has ever witnessed~
PITCH: Now, I AM jealous!
JACKIE: That’s quite long actually…
TINE: Yeah, it’s embarrassing!
~Pitch gets angrier and angrier; Paul notices it and gives the cake to her; Pitch looks at the cake, then looks at Paul who is winking; and finally, she stands, separates Sasha and Schnei and throws the cake into Schnei’s face~
SASHA: Why the fuck did you do that?
PITCH: Er…
SASHA: I’m gonna kill you!!!
PITCH: Wait a sec’!
SASHA: Mihael! The flame-thrower!
MIHAEL: Don’t think it’s a good idea…
TILL: Yeah, some cat-fight!
RICHARD: If it was a strawberry cake, there wouldn’t have been any problem, you know!
SASHA: I’M GONNA KILL HER!!
PITCH: Let me explain!
SASHA: WHAT?
PITCH: D’you wanna lick?
~Sasha is ready to jump on Pitch and strangle her with her own hands when she suddenly realises what Pitch means~
SASHA: MMmmm…
~Pitch and Sasha turns towards Schnei, who looks quite ridiculous with all the chocolate flavoured cake all over his face~
SCHNEI: Er…what arrre you gonna do exactly?
PITCH: Slurp!
SASHA: Yummy!
MIHAEL: After Reesh, it seems to be Schnei’s turn!
PAUL: Burk!
~Sasha and Pitch get closer to Schnei’s face and lick each of his cheeks; Schnei starts frowning then smiles; he hadn’t imagined his birthday like that but at least he’s happy~