DKMders mission - episode 12 (et des news!)

Je sais, ça faisait longtemps que je n'étais pas revenue par ici - mais pas de panique: je ne vous oublie pas, même si je mets du temps à valider vos commentaires (toujours aussi drôles pour certains et touchants pour d'autres - merci!), et encore plus de temps à y répondre. Vous connaissez l'histoire: c'est la rentrée, et comme souvent avec moi, elle est mouvementée (je cherche à m'inscrire à deux concours de l'enseignement en même temps mais avec les réformes récentes, c'est coton!). Je me retrouve donc obligée de délaisser un peu mes blogs. En attendant la suite de Ich Verstehe Nicht, voici donc la fin de la DKMders Mission - il était temps, me direz-vous, mais vous savez comme je peine à sortir des fins heureuses! :P
Sur ce, bonne lecture! et à bientôt!

PS: les reviews de festival (Main Square à Arras, BBK Festival à Bilbao, et Sonisphere UK à Knebworth House, Stevenage) sont postées sur le blog perso.

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In English: I know, it's been a long time since I came back here - but no worries: I don't forget you, even if I take so much time to validate your nice or/and funny comments (thanks by the way!), and even more time to answer them. You may know the story already: it's the beginning of a new academic year, and as usual, I'm busy like hell (I want to pass the two exams to become a teacher, but the reforms don't make it easy). Now I'm back for just a few minutes, to give you the end of the DKMders Mission - about time, you should say, but you certainly know how difficult it is for me to write a happy ending! :P
Enjoy and see you soon!

PS: Festival reviews (Main Square in Arras, BBK Festival in Bilbao, and Sonisphere UK in Knebworth House, Stevenage) are posted on my personal blog.
And now: the final episode!

The mission of “die Doomkrusmannders Mädchen” – episode XII:

The winner!

TINE: That’s the end now.
JACKIE: Oh nooooooo…
SASHA: I just can’t believe it! Can’t believe it!!
MIHAEL: Arf!
TINE: Anyway, I had exams.
SASHA: And I, the England team to support during the World Cup.
JACKIE: I just can’t stand it – it’s not the end.
MIHAEL ~still holding her nose~: It seebs so…
~Mihael, Sasha and Tine start walking away; Jackie refuses.~
SASHA: C’mon! Let’s face it. It’s the end now.
JACKIE: No.
TINE: Sasha’s right.
MIHAEL ~just nods~
JACKIE: No!
~Behing her, a voice comes out of the darkness~
THE VOICE: It seems you’rrre all forrr me now!
THE DKMders M: Paul????
PAUL ~getting out of shadows in his Ich Will tuxedo, smoking a cigar~: Yeah? [he smiles broadly] Oh tell me you’rrre happy to see me!
THE DKMdes M: PAUL!!!!!!!!!
~Paul walks proudly towards them, smiling and smoking at the same time~
JACKIE: You gonna stay with us for ever?
PAUL: Of course! Who could refuse such an offer? No man can, believe me.
MIHAEL: Well, the others in the band did.
PAUL: Oh forget them! they’re stupid!
TINE: Paul, you’re amazing! How could I ignore how sexy you are too, especially in this suit!
PAUL ~smiling broadly~: I know, I know.
SASHA: I knew you deserved a real role in our mission.
PAUL: Yeah…because I’m worth it. ~he pretends tossing his hair back. The girls laugh~
MIHAEL: Er…but you should stop sboking.
PAUL: What?
MIHAEL: Sboking!…sboking?
TINE: I think she means “smoking”.
PAUL: Oooh! Okay! ~he throws his cigar away~ It’s been yearrrs since I wanted to quit anyway! Let’s go back to the hotel!
~Paul takes Sasha and Tine by the waist, follows Mihael and Jackie…and they all lived happily ever after in complete secrecy. Nobody knows what happened to them next, but some say that Paul considered himself as the happiest man on earth and lived until his 124th birthday. Who said sexual exercise doesn’t help?~