DKMders mission - episode 11

The mission of “die Doomkrusmannders Mädchen” – episode XI:

I quit!

~driving back to the hotel, Richard reluctantly followed the girls~

RICHARD: I want to drive!
THE GIRLS: NO! Last time, the firemen’s truck had an accident!
RICHARD: NOT my fault! Paul got crazy! He said: Speed up! Speed up! We gotta save a woman. And I said: You dumbass! It’s a guy we’re supposed to save! And he said…
THE GIRLS: You shut up!
~Richard kept silent for a while, fingering the buttons of the Steinmobile. He then decided to take out a mirror~
RICHARD: Why do you wanna change it. I like it like that.
JACKIE: You – can – not – keep – your – hair – like – this. Isn’t it clear?
TINE: Or at least, you should avoid the streak of hair stuck on your cheek, it’s just…ugly.
RICHARD ~mumbling~: Don’t care.
SASHA ~who is driving, stops abruptly~: Oh Scheisse!
TINE and JACKIE: What?
MIHAEL ~pointing towards the hotel entrance door~: Isn’t it…
SASHA ~alarmed~: Yes, it is.
RICHARD: FINGER!!!!!!!!!!
~Across the street, Finger stands next to a bus. Richard rushes out of the car. Finger turns around, looks at the Steinmobile then at the DKMders Mädchen, angrily, points his finger towards them and shouts~
FINGER: YOU!!!!
~the girls get out of the car, they don’t know what to do. Jackie follows Richie while the others are running away but then realise that Jackie isn’t following.~
RICHARD: Finger! You know, I love you.
JACKIE: Richard, come back!
FINGER ~taking out his cellphone, answering Richard at the same time~: Yes, I know. Get into the bus, I call the police.
~Jackie gasps; the other girls join her~
RICHARD: Oh c’mon! Let them go! You have a strawberry cake?
TILL ~pops his head out of the bus~: Yep!
~ Till lets Richard into the bus. Mihael runs across the street, in slow motion – led by love and despair, she screams “TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLL DON’T LEAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!” while the other DKMders Mädchen gasp even more~
TILL: Sorrrry, Domina. I was hungry.
~Till gives a little smile, shows a roasted chicken thigh and shuts the bus door. Mihael bumps into it and slowly falls onto the ground, groaning. The other girls run after her.~
JACKIE: You alright?
MIHAEL ~holding her nose~: I haven’t ever felt so buch pain…
SASHA: Schneider!!!
SCHNEIDER ~popping his head up to look at the girls through the bus window~ Sorrry but...~showing his brow~ I’m fed up wiz being molested.
SASHA: But we didn’t do it!!! Caron did, with her stupid, fucking bastards!!
SCHNEIDER: Never mind. I just don’t wanna take any rrrrisk anymorrrre. ~crossing his arms~ I’m fragile.
~Out of the blue, Pitch finally appears while Finger is still pointing his finger to the girls~
FINGER: You’d better disappear from my view or…
PITCH: Oh damn! I quit!
THE DKMders M: WHAT???
PITCH: The bearded guy here, you see, he attacked me – knocked me off – stole our Rammsteiner away!
FINGER: I didn’t steal them…
PITCH: Oh shut up! I’m telling my story!
FINGER: o_O
PITCH: So he attacked me by surprise. I tried the catsuit trick but it didn’t work out. ~she throws the catsuit onto the ground~
MIHAEL: Baybe you should have tried the whip instead…
PITCH: Tried it too. Didn’t work out either.
~she throws the whip onto the ground too, in front of Mihael’s feet~
TINE: Oh damn! So...
PITCH: I was knocked off. When I woke up, no Rammsteiner anymore. I ran down the stairs and here is the bearded guy, and our Rammsteiner there!
~she points at Richard, Till, Schneider, joined by Flake and Ollie, who stare through the window, apprehensive.~
PITCH: And they visibly wouldn’t let us kidnap them back, so I quit.
JACKIE: But you cannot do that!
PITCH: Yes, I can.
~she gives her flamethrower back, tosses her hair back and walks away.~
FINGER: Good. ~fingering the other girls~ You should do the same!
~the girls nod vigorously, completely afraid. Finger knocks on the bus door which opens to let him in. Then the bus drives away and the DKMders Mädchen left are standing on the pavement, in front of the hotel entrance door, sad to tears. In the bus, Flake starts frowning, looks around, stares at each of the R+ guys then at Finger.~
FLAKE: Er…
FINGER: Was?
FLAKE: Wir haben jemanden vergessen, nein?