DKMders mission - episode 10

The mission of “die Doomkrusmannders Mädchen” – episode X:

New hair-cut

~after spending a long time planning their revenge, the DKMders Mädchen finally found Caron’s place, where she keeps Richard isolated from the rest of the world. They decide to let Pitch take care of the R+ guys at the hotel, while Tine, Sasha, Jackie and Mihael are getting ready to fight again~
JACKIE: ~watching Mihael trying to put a bathtub into a huge bag~ Ahem! You sure you wanna bring this?
SASHA: Mihael, this is absurd, and totally useless!
MIHAEL: Oh! It can be dangerous! That’s the way Till transforms Flake into a disco-funk disabled…
TINE: Yeah, but you forget the big bottle with the sparks.
MIHAEL: Not my fault! Wasn’t on sale in the R+Shop!!!
SASHA: So the bathtub is useless!
MIHAEL: But…but… ITDW effect is so great!!!
JACKIE: Yeah, but we gonna fight Caron now, we gotta be efficient!
TINE and SASHA: Exactly!
MIHAEL: Okay, then! But I bring my LIFAD DeLuxe Box. The dildos can be useful to knock her off!
~ the other girls sigh then say Okay. On the way to Caron’s place, they keep flamethrowers on their lap, just in case. But Sasha, of course, because she drives the Steinmobil. While going up to Caron’s apartment, they remain perfectly silent – the best terrorists ever.~
SASHA ~whispering, in front of Caron’s door~: One…. Two… THREE!!!!
~Tine and Mihael go smashing into the door with their feet; Jackie and Sasha follow and take out their flamethrowers too. But what they see leaves them so speechless that they don’t know what to do…~
RICHARD: What?
JACKIE: Dios mio.
RICHARD: What’s wrong?
TINE: Oh my God!
RICHARD: Oh damn it! WHAT?
~Richard, standing in the middle of the living room, a piece of strawberry cake in one hand, stares back at the girls, who actually stare at………his new hair cut.~
SASHA: What have you done with your hair??
RICHARD: Caron just tried a new hair style on me. It’s cool, isn’t it?
JACKIE ~alarmed~: But…but…where are your nice spikes?
RICHARD ~proud~: No spikes anymore! Nope!
TINE: Damn!
MIHAEL ~giggling~: You look like a Playmo now!
RICHARD: A playmate?
MIHAEL: No, a Playmobil!
RICHARD: Play me bill?
MIHAEL: NO!! A PLAY-MO-BIL!
RICHARD: Oh, Okay… But… [thinking hard] I just know the Batmobil – and the Steinmobil. No Playmobil. Nope.
MIHAEL: Oh forget it! You just look dumb!
RICHARD: Fuck you!
MIHAEL: o_O
TINE: Richard, that’s totally unreasonable. You cannot keep your hair like this…
RICHARD: Why not?
CARON: Exactly!! WHY NOT!!!!!????
~the girls spin around to face Caron, who is holding a spoon like a weapon~
CARON: BEWARE!!!
SASHA ~laughing~: You gonna fight us with a spoon? Haha!
MIHAEL: Oh, it can be dangerous. Haven’t you seen Robin Hood with Kevin Costner and Alan Rickman?
SASHA: Er…no. Just the last one.
MIHAEL ~teacher-style, a finger raised~: Well, you can actually pop out eyes with a spoon. Horrible to watch but really efficient.
JACKIE: Pop out…eyes??? Oh God!….
TINE: Mihael? You’re disgusting!
MIHAEL: Sorry… That’s just what Alan Rickman says in the movie you know…oh! He’s so sexy when he says that by the way (wub)…
TINE: Same.
~Sasha, who is standing next to the chatty girls and rolling her eyes, finally takes her flamethrower and turns Caron into ashes without warning~
RICHARD ~gasping~: But…
JACKIE: You did it faster than Mihael with Maria. Congrats Sasha!
SASHA: Gracias, gracias. It’s just about skills and training, you know.
MIHAEL: I’m jealous now.
TINE ~patting Mihael’s shoulder~: That’s Okay. You’ll have another moment of glory.
MIHAEL: Yeah, that’s right.
RICHARD ~still gasping~: …But…
~the girls turn around again to face Richard who just let his piece of strawberry cake fall onto the floor.~
RICHARD: …You…killed…her…
SASHA: Yep! Now you come with us! We gotta fix your hair.